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Mom and Dad Save the World ~ 1992

Mom and Dad Save the World Or do they?  Think of a movie with oversized puppets, brightly colored sets and Jon Lovitz.  Yup this movie has that.  Emperor Tod Spengo  (Lovitz) wants to blow up the world, Teri Garr (mom), … Continue reading

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Orgazmo ~ 1997

Orgazmo omfg… really? The same ass hats the brought you southpark, BASEketball, Team America: World Police.. Comes, or cums Orgazmo!  A worthless piece of crap movie about a Moromon Missionary (Parker) needing to make money and becomes a porn star … Continue reading

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Night of the Living Dorks ~ 2004

Night of the Living Dorks [amazon_link id=”B000KJTFHA” target=”_blank” ]Eat this movie now[/amazon_link] rant Staring… Tino Mewes Manuel Cortez Thomas Schmieder Zombies from high school that are geeks err dorks get the last laugh of flesh.  They don’t eat brains they … Continue reading

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Hack ~ 2007!

Hack! No it not a hacker movie. Its a crapper movie! Don’t cheat in school, don’t party and don’t make out when there is a madman around with a chainsaw.  Hack! is a horrible attempt at a high school sexploitation … Continue reading

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Going Overboard ~ 1989

Going Overboard…. over overboard! drown.. Staring Burt Young (Rocky), Adam Sandler,Scott LaRose. A very young Adam Sandler (Schecky Moskowitz) is a comedian , oh really?  Well he is struggling to make a name for himself and winds up working on … Continue reading

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Totally Baked: A Pot-U-Mentary ~ 2007

Totally Baked: A pot-u-mentary Craig Shoemaker (narrator/ Stoners mind), Lee Abbott , Franklyn Ajaye, Michelle Alexandria.. This movie should be called a stetch or and endorsement to the pot culture.  This entire movie is full of stupid pot related stories, … Continue reading

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Doom ~ 2005

DOOM was Doomed from the start.  There has always been a problem with movies based on video/computer games.  They all seem to suck.  Well Doom lives up to this as well.  Based on one of the best selling computer games … Continue reading

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Killer Klowns from Outer Space ~ 1988

Killer Klowns From outer-space (yes  with a K). Staring John Vernon (Animal House), Grant Cramer (The Young and the Restless) , Suzanne Snyder (Weird science). The plot is simple, what may have been a meteroid falls to earth is actually … Continue reading

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South Beach Academy ~ 1996

South Beach Academy. Ok so how many boobs can you get on the screen at once?  Let’s see there is Corey Feldman, Al Lewis and oh ya many Bikini glad ladies that look like they just stepped out of the … Continue reading

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The Return of Swamp Thing ~1989

The Return of Swamp Thing , or swamp thing 2, or whoo hoo Heather locklear in the swamp.  This movie is stupid, and if wasn’t for Ms locklear and your hawtness on screen I would have skipped this movie for … Continue reading

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