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Laserblast ~ 1978
Laserblast Young Billy Duncan (Kim Milford) finds a strange device, a weapon from a crashed space ship. He become evil, gross looking and zombie like and endd up vaporizing those that gave him shit. Pretty much I wrote more about … Continue reading
Posted in Horror, Reviews, Sci-fi
Tagged Arts, Film, horror, Internet Movie Database, Kim Milford, movie, Television, United States
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Mom and Dad Save the World ~ 1992
Mom and Dad Save the World Or do they? Think of a movie with oversized puppets, brightly colored sets and Jon Lovitz. Yup this movie has that. Emperor Tod Spengo (Lovitz) wants to blow up the world, Teri Garr (mom), … Continue reading
Night of the Living Dorks ~ 2004
Night of the Living Dorks [amazon_link id=”B000KJTFHA” target=”_blank” ]Eat this movie now[/amazon_link] rant Staring… Tino Mewes Manuel Cortez Thomas Schmieder Zombies from high school that are geeks err dorks get the last laugh of flesh. They don’t eat brains they … Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Crapper, Horror, Reviews, Site
Tagged Cheerleading, Film, Geek, High school, Keith Olbermann, MSNBC, Sports, Television
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Hack ~ 2007!
Hack! No it not a hacker movie. Its a crapper movie! Don’t cheat in school, don’t party and don’t make out when there is a madman around with a chainsaw. Hack! is a horrible attempt at a high school sexploitation … Continue reading
Going Overboard ~ 1989
Going Overboard…. over overboard! drown.. Staring Burt Young (Rocky), Adam Sandler,Scott LaRose. A very young Adam Sandler (Schecky Moskowitz) is a comedian , oh really? Well he is struggling to make a name for himself and winds up working on … Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Crapper, Reviews, Site
Tagged Adam Sandler, Burt Young, Fat Man, Film, Happy Madison, Miguel Arteta, Scott LaRose, Simpsons
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Totally Baked: A Pot-U-Mentary ~ 2007
Totally Baked: A pot-u-mentary Craig Shoemaker (narrator/ Stoners mind), Lee Abbott , Franklyn Ajaye, Michelle Alexandria.. This movie should be called a stetch or and endorsement to the pot culture. This entire movie is full of stupid pot related stories, … Continue reading
Doom ~ 2005
DOOM was Doomed from the start. There has always been a problem with movies based on video/computer games. They all seem to suck. Well Doom lives up to this as well. Based on one of the best selling computer games … Continue reading
Posted in Horror, Reviews, Sci-fi, Site
Tagged Die Another Day, Doom, Dwayne Johnson, Id, John Carmack, John D. Carmack, Karl Urban, Rosamund Pike
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Killer Klowns from Outer Space ~ 1988
Killer Klowns From outer-space (yes with a K). Staring John Vernon (Animal House), Grant Cramer (The Young and the Restless) , Suzanne Snyder (Weird science). The plot is simple, what may have been a meteroid falls to earth is actually … Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Horror, Reviews, Site
Tagged Arts, Business, Cotton candy, Fisher Stevens, FUG, Grant Cramer, John Leguizamo, John Vernon, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, London, Nicki Minaj, Outer space, Race and ethnicity in the United States Census, space, Suzanne Snyder, United States
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The Return of Swamp Thing ~1989
The Return of Swamp Thing , or swamp thing 2, or whoo hoo Heather locklear in the swamp. This movie is stupid, and if wasn’t for Ms locklear and your hawtness on screen I would have skipped this movie for … Continue reading
Posted in Reviews, Sci-fi, Site
Tagged Anton Arcane, Arts, Dick Durock, Heather Locklear, Louis Jourdan, Return of Swamp Thing, Swamp, United States
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