The Men Who Stare at Goats – 2009

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If your stare too long at this picture you will turn retarded!

The men who stare at Goats, oh what the hell?? This sleeper of a movie sucks, its slow it boring and with an all star cast I expected to stay awake for more than 45 minutes of this movie. The bullcrap plot that some wana-be jarhead can stare down a goat thus having special ‘power’ to do other amazing things.  Since we couldn’t stand this movie I don’t know what the frack it was made. Staring George Clooney,  Ewan McGregor (dude this movie makes you look even more gay!), Jeff Bridges and Kevin Spacey. With that cast you would think, oh my god thinking isn’t even part of this movie its just so stupid.

If the adult industry makes a porn parody based on this name, its going to be a shitter too since there isn’t much to work with.

Rated R for language, some drug content and brief nudity. and goat nads.

This horrible movie gets 3 on the crapper scale.

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