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Category Archives: Horror
Laserblast ~ 1978
Laserblast Young Billy Duncan (Kim Milford) finds a strange device, a weapon from a crashed space ship. He become evil, gross looking and zombie like and endd up vaporizing those that gave him shit. Pretty much I wrote more about … Continue reading
Posted in Horror, Reviews, Sci-fi
Tagged Arts, Film, horror, Internet Movie Database, Kim Milford, movie, Television, United States
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Night of the Living Dorks ~ 2004
Night of the Living Dorks [amazon_link id=”B000KJTFHA” target=”_blank” ]Eat this movie now[/amazon_link] rant Staring… Tino Mewes Manuel Cortez Thomas Schmieder Zombies from high school that are geeks err dorks get the last laugh of flesh. They don’t eat brains they … Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Crapper, Horror, Reviews, Site
Tagged Cheerleading, Film, Geek, High school, Keith Olbermann, MSNBC, Sports, Television
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Hack ~ 2007!
Hack! No it not a hacker movie. Its a crapper movie! Don’t cheat in school, don’t party and don’t make out when there is a madman around with a chainsaw. Hack! is a horrible attempt at a high school sexploitation … Continue reading
Doom ~ 2005
DOOM was Doomed from the start. There has always been a problem with movies based on video/computer games. They all seem to suck. Well Doom lives up to this as well. Based on one of the best selling computer games … Continue reading
Posted in Horror, Reviews, Sci-fi, Site
Tagged Die Another Day, Doom, Dwayne Johnson, Id, John Carmack, John D. Carmack, Karl Urban, Rosamund Pike
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Killer Klowns from Outer Space ~ 1988
Killer Klowns From outer-space (yes with a K). Staring John Vernon (Animal House), Grant Cramer (The Young and the Restless) , Suzanne Snyder (Weird science). The plot is simple, what may have been a meteroid falls to earth is actually … Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Horror, Reviews, Site
Tagged Arts, Business, Cotton candy, Fisher Stevens, FUG, Grant Cramer, John Leguizamo, John Vernon, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, London, Nicki Minaj, Outer space, Race and ethnicity in the United States Census, space, Suzanne Snyder, United States
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My Name Is Bruce – 2007
My Name Is Bruce (2007) Bruce Campbell plays , guess who Bruce Campbell! When trailer park trash worship Ash (Bruce played Ash in several campy and successful movies) when all hell breaks loose. Directed by Bruce Champbell, staring Bruce Champbell. … Continue reading
Plan 9 from OuterSpace – 1958
Plan 9 from Outerspace has been coined one of the worst sci-fi, space, zombie vampire movies of all times. Well even in 2010 the critics are right, this is a 4 Crapper piece of diarrhea. Not only was this movies … Continue reading
Posted in Crapper, Horror, Puke, Reviews
Tagged alien, Bela Lugosi, cheese, crapper, Drag, Ed Wood, Film, horror, J. Edgar Hoover, lame, Plan 9 from Outer Space, retro, sci-fi, Science fiction, space, Thomas Crapper, Tom Mason, zombies
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The Wolfman – 2010
The Wolfman – 2010 IMDB rating 6.0/10 WTF? 1 Shitter so you can make it to the bathroom before this one is over. Staring :Simon Merrells (dude wash that greasy hair of yours) Gemma Whelan ,Emily Blunt, Anthony Hopkins. This … Continue reading
Posted in Crapper, Horror, Reviews
Tagged Anthony Hopkins, bad, Benicio del Toro, crapper, Emily Blunt, horrid, horror, Lon Chaney Jr, movie, movies, review, Wolf Man, wolfman, wtf
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