Category Archives: Horror

Laserblast ~ 1978

Laserblast Young Billy Duncan  (Kim Milford) finds a strange device, a weapon from a crashed space ship.  He become evil, gross looking and zombie like and endd up vaporizing those that gave him shit.  Pretty much I wrote more about … Continue reading

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Night of the Living Dorks ~ 2004

Night of the Living Dorks [amazon_link id=”B000KJTFHA” target=”_blank” ]Eat this movie now[/amazon_link] rant Staring… Tino Mewes Manuel Cortez Thomas Schmieder Zombies from high school that are geeks err dorks get the last laugh of flesh.  They don’t eat brains they … Continue reading

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Hack ~ 2007!

Hack! No it not a hacker movie. Its a crapper movie! Don’t cheat in school, don’t party and don’t make out when there is a madman around with a chainsaw.  Hack! is a horrible attempt at a high school sexploitation … Continue reading

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Doom ~ 2005

DOOM was Doomed from the start.  There has always been a problem with movies based on video/computer games.  They all seem to suck.  Well Doom lives up to this as well.  Based on one of the best selling computer games … Continue reading

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Killer Klowns from Outer Space ~ 1988

Killer Klowns From outer-space (yes  with a K). Staring John Vernon (Animal House), Grant Cramer (The Young and the Restless) , Suzanne Snyder (Weird science). The plot is simple, what may have been a meteroid falls to earth is actually … Continue reading

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My Name Is Bruce – 2007

My Name Is Bruce (2007) Bruce Campbell plays , guess who Bruce Campbell!  When trailer park trash worship Ash (Bruce played Ash in several campy and successful movies) when all hell breaks loose.   Directed by Bruce Champbell, staring Bruce Champbell.  … Continue reading

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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant – 2009

… Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant – 2009 This crapper stars John C. Reilly (taladega night) and the lead vampire or does he? Josh Hutcherson plays Steve Chris Massoglia who plays Darren Shan, Salma Hayek , Orlando Jones.  You … Continue reading

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Plan 9 from OuterSpace – 1958

Plan 9 from Outerspace has  been coined one of the worst sci-fi, space, zombie vampire movies of all times. Well even in 2010 the critics are right, this is a 4 Crapper piece of diarrhea.  Not only was this movies … Continue reading

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The Wolfman – 2010

The Wolfman – 2010 IMDB rating 6.0/10  WTF? 1 Shitter so you can make it to the bathroom before this one is over. Staring :Simon Merrells (dude wash that greasy hair of yours) Gemma Whelan ,Emily Blunt, Anthony Hopkins. This … Continue reading

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