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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant – 2009

… Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant – 2009 This crapper stars John C. Reilly (taladega night) and the lead vampire or does he? Josh Hutcherson plays Steve Chris Massoglia who plays Darren Shan, Salma Hayek , Orlando Jones.  You … Continue reading

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Plan 9 from OuterSpace – 1958

Plan 9 from Outerspace has  been coined one of the worst sci-fi, space, zombie vampire movies of all times. Well even in 2010 the critics are right, this is a 4 Crapper piece of diarrhea.  Not only was this movies … Continue reading

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The Men Who Stare at Goats – 2009

The men who stare at Goats, oh what the hell?? This sleeper of a movie sucks, its slow it boring and with an all star cast I expected to stay awake for more than 45 minutes of this movie. The … Continue reading

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