Monthly Archives: November 2010

Starship Troopers 3: Marauder – 2008

Starship Troopers 3: Marauder – 2008 OMG a 3rd starshit troopers?  This one even has a musical number in it, What the f…??  Johnny Rico (Casper Van Dien) is brought back to fight the bugs out to destroy the human … Continue reading

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Kung Pow: Enter the Fist – 2002

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist – 2002 Steve Oedekerk you brought us Jimmy Neutron, Bruce Almighty, ok I give you that.  Then those campy puppet Thumb movies!  This movie is a martial arts spoof (no der!) where the chosen one … Continue reading

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They Call Me Bruce? – 1982

They Call Me Bruce? (1982) also know as A Fistful of Chopsticks… What happens when you are geeky Korean that is mistaken to be Bruce Lee (whom is Chinese)? You get asked to take on the mob, just to get … Continue reading

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My Name Is Bruce – 2007

My Name Is Bruce (2007) Bruce Campbell plays , guess who Bruce Campbell!  When trailer park trash worship Ash (Bruce played Ash in several campy and successful movies) when all hell breaks loose.   Directed by Bruce Champbell, staring Bruce Champbell.  … Continue reading

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Norbit – 2007

Norbit (2007) Eddie Murphy is Norbit , he is Rasputia  the fat tub of lard, he is Mr Wong. This movie is wong!  Rasputia is an over weight over sexed abusive woman, that takes on Norbit a geeky guy for … Continue reading

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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant – 2009

… Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant – 2009 This crapper stars John C. Reilly (taladega night) and the lead vampire or does he? Josh Hutcherson plays Steve Chris Massoglia who plays Darren Shan, Salma Hayek , Orlando Jones.  You … Continue reading

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Wrongfully Accused – 1998

Wrongfully Accused Yet another Leslie Nielsen crapper. [amazon_enhanced asin=”079073849X” container=”” container_class=”” price=”All” background_color=”FFFFFF” link_color=”000000″ text_color=”0000FF” /] This time around the movie poke ‘fun’ at the Fugitive, North by North West and the Naked Gun Movie (also staring Mr Nielsen), Braveheart, … Continue reading

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Plan 9 from OuterSpace – 1958

Plan 9 from Outerspace has  been coined one of the worst sci-fi, space, zombie vampire movies of all times. Well even in 2010 the critics are right, this is a 4 Crapper piece of diarrhea.  Not only was this movies … Continue reading

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Skyline – 2010

Skyline has had hype for months,  it looked like a kick of a sci-fi movie.  Well lets say its a crappy movie directed by two brothers Colin Strause, Greg Strause Both of which have a heavy background in special effects … Continue reading

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Showgirls – 1995

Showgirls starting Elizabeth Berkley, Kyle MacLachlan, Gina Gershon . It s trashy movie where a drifter played by ms Berkley (saved by the bell), she goes to Vegas to become a dancer, when that really means a naked drug using … Continue reading

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