Hack! No it not a hacker movie. Its a crapper movie!
Don’t cheat in school, don’t party and don’t make out when there is a madman around with a chainsaw. Hack! is a horrible attempt at a high school sexploitation slasher movie. Then again never sign up for a Island field trip either. It sure didn’t improve your grade and having your body parts removed during a sex scene, hmm?
Staring Danica McKellar (The Wonder Years), William Forsythe
,Jay Kenneth Johnson
(days of our lives). Hack! is a hack and slash gorefest with a weak plot, no on screen energy and fake blood by the gallon.
Crapped hack 2.5 on the scale
Rated R for strong horror violence and gore, nudity, sexuality, language and drug use.
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