Category Archives: Crapper

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant – 2009

… Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant – 2009 This crapper stars John C. Reilly (taladega night) and the lead vampire or does he? Josh Hutcherson plays Steve Chris Massoglia who plays Darren Shan, Salma Hayek , Orlando Jones.  You … Continue reading

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Wrongfully Accused – 1998

Wrongfully Accused Yet another Leslie Nielsen crapper. [amazon_enhanced asin=”079073849X” container=”” container_class=”” price=”All” background_color=”FFFFFF” link_color=”000000″ text_color=”0000FF” /] This time around the movie poke ‘fun’ at the Fugitive, North by North West and the Naked Gun Movie (also staring Mr Nielsen), Braveheart, … Continue reading

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Plan 9 from OuterSpace – 1958

Plan 9 from Outerspace has  been coined one of the worst sci-fi, space, zombie vampire movies of all times. Well even in 2010 the critics are right, this is a 4 Crapper piece of diarrhea.  Not only was this movies … Continue reading

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Skyline – 2010

Skyline has had hype for months,  it looked like a kick of a sci-fi movie.  Well lets say its a crappy movie directed by two brothers Colin Strause, Greg Strause Both of which have a heavy background in special effects … Continue reading

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Showgirls – 1995

Showgirls starting Elizabeth Berkley, Kyle MacLachlan, Gina Gershon . It s trashy movie where a drifter played by ms Berkley (saved by the bell), she goes to Vegas to become a dancer, when that really means a naked drug using … Continue reading

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The Men Who Stare at Goats – 2009

The men who stare at Goats, oh what the hell?? This sleeper of a movie sucks, its slow it boring and with an all star cast I expected to stay awake for more than 45 minutes of this movie. The … Continue reading

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The Wolfman – 2010

The Wolfman – 2010 IMDB rating 6.0/10  WTF? 1 Shitter so you can make it to the bathroom before this one is over. Staring :Simon Merrells (dude wash that greasy hair of yours) Gemma Whelan ,Emily Blunt, Anthony Hopkins. This … Continue reading

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A royal flush

Ya we are not talking cards, where a royal flush is the best hand you can get in poker. It happens to be something that involves your hands and four feet of toilet paper.  Be prepared for anger excitement and … Continue reading

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