Skyline – 2010

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Don't look up or at this film. effects ridden crapper.

Skyline has had hype for months,  it looked like a kick of a sci-fi movie.  Well lets say its a crappy movie directed by two brothers Colin Strause, Greg Strause
Both of which have a heavy background in special effects and it shows on screen.  The aliens in Skyline appear to fly like squid and look like the senitals from the Matrixx

Staring : Eric Balfour, Scottie Thompson, Brittany Daniel (white chicks). Although the movies tag line says ‘Don’t look up’, it should b ‘don’t look at the light.. carol-anne!’. Don’t get me wrong I love sci-fi I love effects but a weak plot in this movie, for instant where and why are the aliens here, why are they needing to suck up humans and seem to evolve. Where was the miltary? Who was driving the jeep that was shooting at them in one scene. Worst yet!  when a 20megaton missle hits the ship and blows it to hell, everyone is watching in aye, and not fried or blow away from the shock wave.  A little research guys!  their skin would be melted off before the shockwave shattered them into oblivion.

Score 2 Crappers and 1 is just for the last 5 minutes of the movie that sucked poo.

Rated PG-13 for sequences of intense sci-fi action and violence, some language, and brief sexual content.

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