… Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant – 2009
This crapper stars John C. Reilly (taladega night) and the lead vampire or does he? Josh Hutcherson plays Steve Chris Massoglia who plays Darren Shan, Salma Hayek , Orlando Jones. You would thing that with Hayek and Jones the Reilly this might be a decent movie, NOT!
Darren and Steve attend a freak show, and get played as dumb shit teenager (ya who would have thought). Needless to say Steve the smart ass gets bit by a spider and does not turn into the web slinging super hero but goes back as wants to be a freak, a vampire a creature of the night. Are you kidding me? Ya bury me, kill me I hope I come back. This movie should have died right there, then later you see Ms. Hayek (growl). Alas not such a great movie, the hype and preview prior to its release made me wonder if it would be worth the $8 to see it, well I watch it on-demand recently and well even that wasn’t worth much
Rated PG-13 for sequences of intense supernatural violence and action, disturbing images, thematic elements and some language.
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